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On rebooting

I was thinking to myself,

"You know what the internet is missing? The voice of another privileged yet angry white male."

and then I thought...

"I know how to solve that problem!"

...because that's what my people do; we try to fix problems that not a single fucking person on the planet would even consider a problem.


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1 Blog 3 Goals: 1. A Constitutional amendment overturning Citizen's United | 2. Abolish the Electoral College | 3. Reinstate Glass-Steagall. We. Can. Do. This.


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